The Captain

Name, please?

Captain Graves

Year of death?

1897. I think. It’s been so long.

Cause of death?

Officially? Exposure. Unofficially? None of your business.

Occupation while living?

Proprietress of spook and occasional spiritualist.

How long have you been with Ghost Ride?

About 137 years. You’d think I’m due to retire.

What unfinished business keeps you here?

Keeping the dead gainfully employed. Hell hath no taxes. Or fury like a woman scorned or something.

Biggest pet peeve about the living?

They’re always screaming. The living can be so noisy.

What summons you?

Good rum, bad decisions and someone saying “what could possibly go wrong?”

Any messages for our guests before they board?

Don’t worry, we’ve only lost a few people along the way.  For liability reasons, whatever follows you home is your responsibility, and, in my experience, does not contribute to rent.